By now I'm sure most of you are familiar with that great Heywood Banks song, "Yeah Toast!" Well, what you may not know is that way back in 1984, a band by the name of The Lemmings wrote their own slightly darker song about toast. Listen! "You say you love me. You need me. You like toast But I watch your movements and I can see that you lie I'm with you. I watch you. I notice you. Now I know that you don't like toast at all... Each time I'm near you I love you love toast, love toast! But when you're away I get angry t-t-t-t-t-t-t-TOAST! I want to be deep inside of you love toast, love toast! But you just don't see it that way t-t-t-t-t-t-t-TOAST! You're always. A kissin'. My best friend. When we're at breakfast, you say you'd rather have pancakes I touch you. Ah but only. On the week nights. Each day I watch you burning up toast in my toaster Each time I'm near you I love you love toast, love toast! Love you but then I get angry t-t-t-t-t-t-t-TOAST! I want to be deep inside of you love toast, love toast! But you just don't see it that way t-t-t-t-t-t-t-TOAST! I watch you. Eat all of. The corn flakes. You are the reason I eat my toast every morning. Hey I love you. I love you. Oh yes I really do. I watch your blood, cover my section of sidewalk Each time I'm near you I love you love toast, love toast! But when you're away I get angry t-t-t-t-t-t-t-TOAST! I want to be deep inside of you love toast, love toast! But you just don't see it that way Never did" Copyright(c) 1984 Tom Dean. All rights reserved.