For thousands of years we have had clock radios, toaster ovens, ovens with clocks.... but why not a toaster with a radio built in? Finally, such a thing has come to pass. I only wish they had taken it to the next logical step - a toaster alarm clock radio, gently waking you with the comforting smell of fresh toast. But then, perhaps sleepily reaching for the snooze alarm and thusly putting your fumbly digits in a burning hot toaster might not be so good.